TV personality and late-night king Greg Gutfeld may dominate primetime with his wit and sarcasm, but behind the scenes, his morning routine is raising eyebrows—especially at home.
According to sources close to the Gutfeld household, the Fox News host follows a strange and highly specific set of habits each morning, so unusual that even his wife, Elena, has reportedly said she’s “given up trying to understand it.”
One insider joked, “He starts the day blasting classical music at 5:03 a.m. sharp, followed by shadowboxing in a bathrobe while quoting 19th-century philosophers. And that’s before the cold sardine breakfast.”
“I tried to join him once,” Elena allegedly told a friend. “Never again. I went back to bed with a headache and two earplugs.”
Greg, known for his offbeat humor and off-the-cuff commentary, hasn’t denied the rumors. When asked about it on air, he simply grinned and said, “Normal is for people with no imagination.”
Fans are now begging for a vlog—or at least a behind-the-scenes peek—into what many are calling “The Most Gutfeld Morning Ever.” Until then, the mystery (and the sardines) remain.