In what’s quickly become the most talked-about job posting in America, Fox News host Greg Gutfeld has reportedly shared a nanny job listing for his newborn son — and while the role comes with a generous six-figure salary and luxury accommodations, it’s the three requirements that have people doing a double take.
According to a verified post leaked from a private hiring agency, Gutfeld’s conditions for applicants are:
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Must have never raised their voice at a child — ever.
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Must know how to cook breakfast using only 5 ingredients — and still impress a toddler.
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Must be able to name any founding father in under 3 seconds.
That’s it.
No required degree. No years of formal experience. No background in early childhood education — though those would be a plus.
“He’s not hiring a resume,” one insider close to the Gutfeld family said. “He’s hiring a mindset.”
The post immediately went viral, with hashtags like #GutfeldNanny, #FoundingFatherChallenge, and #FiveIngredientBreakfast exploding across X (formerly Twitter).
Late-night hosts have already chimed in, with one joking:
“If you can name James Madison faster than you can scramble eggs, congratulations — you may raise Greg Gutfeld’s child.”
Gutfeld has yet to publicly confirm the post, though sources say he’s looking for a “calm, clever, emotionally intelligent person” who will challenge traditional norms while providing “undistracted, joyful presence.”
Fans are divided — some amused, others inspired:
“Honestly? I kind of love this,” one user wrote. “He’s asking for kindness, creativity, and patriotism. That’s more than most job listings can say.”
The question now: Who will land the most eccentric — and possibly most coveted — nanny job in America?
Would you like a fictional follow-up titled “The Woman Who Passed the Test — and the Trick Question She Got Right” or “What Happened on Day One With Greg Gutfeld’s New Nanny”?