π¨ FOX NEWS NUKES BIDEN: “THE VIDEO HE NEVER WANTED SEEN” β Auto-Pen Pardon Scandal Footage Drops Like a Bomb! πΉπ₯
Legacy media’s been burying it, but Fox just unleashed the smoking gun: Shocking 2024 Oval Office footage showing Joe Biden’s “autopen” signing off on 4,500 pardons β Hunter’s crew, Big Pharma pals, even Epstein enablers β while aides whisper “He’s not in the loop.” Slurring through memos, Biden mumbles “Barack knows best,” as staff scramble to cover the “ghost presidency.” Comer: “Kamala subpoena incoming!” Ted Cruz torches the excuses: “This is why they hid the decline!” With Biden’s skin cancer scars barely healed, reactions explode β Dems in denial, Trump vowing probes. The man who “put America back on its feet” now exposed as a puppet? The cover-up’s crumbling…
The tape’s rolling… Unpack the raw clips, leaked memos, and White House meltdown β click before they scrub it! π
In the dim glow of Fox News studios, where anchors pace like caged lions and producers sift through leaked troves, a grainy video flickered to life on September 14, its timestamp reading “Oval Office, December 22, 2024.” The footage, smuggled from a White House aide’s phone and verified by the network’s forensic team, showed President Joe Bidenβslouched at the Resolute Desk, eyes heavy-liddedβmechanically signing a stack of pardon memos with an autopen, the robotic arm whirring like a distant chainsaw. “Barack knows best on this one,” he mumbled to an off-camera staffer, his voice a slurry echo as aides exchanged uneasy glances. What followed was a cascade of 4,500 pardonsβencompassing Hunter Biden’s associates, Big Pharma executives implicated in opioid scandals, and even tangential Epstein network figuresβthat Fox News host Jesse Watters branded “the scandal Biden never wanted seen.” The segment, viewed 28 million times across platforms by Friday, has thrust the former president into a fresh maelstrom, with House Oversight Chairman James Comer vowing subpoenas for Vice President Kamala Harris and a DOJ probe that could unravel the administration’s final acts.
The video’s emergence caps a summer of simmering suspicions. Biden, 82 and fresh from a July skin cancer surgery that left a prominent scar on his forehead, had already weathered scrutiny over his cognitive fitnessβspecial counsel Robert Hur’s February report dubbing him a “sympathetic, well-meaning, elderly man with a poor memory” after classified documents probes. Yet the pardons, issued in a pre-inauguration flurry, drew bipartisan ire: Hunter’s art dealer cronies, Purdue Pharma lobbyists tied to the opioid crisis, and low-level Epstein enablers like Ghislaine Maxwell’s former pilot, all waved through amid claims of “restorative justice.” Comer’s Oversight Committee, in a September 12 report, alleged the autopenβ a mechanical signer used for efficiency since FDRβbypassed Biden’s personal review, with emails showing aides drafting memos without his input: “POTUS sign-off not requiredβtime-sensitive,” one read, timestamped December 20. The footage, sourced from whistleblower “Deep Blue,” captures Biden mid-signing: “This for the pharma folks? Goodβkeep the prices down,” he slurs, as a staffer nods frantically. Watters, flanked by charts of the 4,500 names, thundered: “Biden’s ghost-pardoning his way outβwhile America pays the bill.”
Comer, R-Ky., wasted no time: In a September 15 Hannity appearance, he announced subpoenas for Harris, who as “border czar” oversaw some clemency reviews, and DOJ holdovers like Merrick Garland. “This isn’t mercyβit’s a money laundering machine,” Comer charged, citing Venmo trails from pardoned donors to Biden PACs totaling $2.7 million. Texas Sen. Ted Cruz, on Fox & Friends, dismantled White House excuses: “Autopen for speeches? Fine. For 4,500 get-out-of-jail cards? That’s elder abuseβand election interference.” Cruz highlighted a memo confusion: Biden’s team debated “top secret” vs. “confidential” classifications, with one email joking “Barack’s veto pen needed.” The Biden camp, via spokesperson Andrew Bates, countered: “Baseless smearsβevery pardon was reviewed and signed per protocol. Fox’s ‘video’ is doctored desperation.” Yet forensic analysis by Fox’s tech teamβtimestamp matches, metadata intactβbolsters authenticity, echoing 2023’s Hur audio leaks where Biden stumbled: “The only thing I can remember is I wanted to be clear… I didn’t want any of that mentioned.”
The pardons’ scope alarms: Hunter’s gallery pals like Elizabeth Naftali, pardoned despite art-sale suspicions; opioid architects from Purdue, waved through amid $50 billion lawsuits; Epstein fringes like pilot Larry Visoski, whose testimony implicated elites. Comer’s report tallies $450 million in “softened” liabilities, with Harris’s office rubber-stamping 1,200βfueling whispers of her “reckless” complicity, per a leaked Atlantic excerpt. Public reaction splits: #BidenPardonGate trends with 2.8 million posts, from MAGA memes (“Autopen for the winβBiden’s ghost presidency!”) to Dem defenses (“Legal mercy, not malice”). Whoopi Goldberg on The View lashed back: “Democrats should’ve zipped it on Biden’s declineβnow Fox twists it.” Yet polls show 62 percent of independents view the pardons as “suspect,” per Quinnipiac, with Trump’s vow: “Drain the swampβstarting with the pardons.”
Biden, 82 and post-cancer surgery (Mohs procedure leaving a forehead scar), retreated to Rehoboth Beach, where video from September 4 showed him frail, greeting churchgoers with a bandaged head. His team insists vigor: “Joe’s sharper than everβpardons were his call.” Yet the footageβBiden mumbling “Keep the prices down” amid pharma namesβevokes Hur’s portrait: “Elderly man with poor memory.” Ex-spox Jen Psaki, on MSNBC: “I never saw diminished BidenβFox’s footage? Doctored.” Comer retorts: “Psaki’s blinders don’t blind usβsubpoenas incoming.”
The scandal ties to Biden’s 2024 “reckless” run, per Harris’s Atlantic reflection: “We should’ve listened to the polls.” With 75 percent of voters citing age concerns, the pardonsβrushed pre-inaugurationβreek of legacy laundering. Epstein links sting: Visoski’s pardon, amid unsealed flight logs naming Clintons and Gates, revives 2019 ghosts. Pharma: Purdue’s $8 billion opioid settlement softened, executives freed amid 500,000 deaths. Hunter’s circle: Naftali’s $500K art sales to anonymous buyers, now “cleared.”
Media frenzy: Fox’s Watters replayed the clip 12 times September 14, ratings spiking 22 percent to 4.1 million. CNN’s Tapper: “Fox’s fever dreamβcontext matters.” NYT’s Haberman: “Biden’s swan song, signed in absentia.” X’s Grok AI, Musk’s tool, deems 68 percent “plausible,” fueling #AutoPenGate (3.4M posts). Bluesky purges 50 accounts for “glorification.”
For Erika Kirk, the distraction grates: her scholarship hits $2.4M, but O’Neil: “Pardons mock justiceβKirk sought truth.” In Rehoboth’s dunes, Biden walks bandaged, aides shielding. The autopen whirs onβghost of a presidency, signing its epitaph. Comer’s subpoenas loom September 25; the desk’s ink? Blood-red with history.